Important new Answers to very FAQs:

Q: Can you get me into the Bluebird Cafe?
A: No
Q: How about a friend?
A: No
Q: How about a relative?
A: No
Q: How about the King and/or Queen of the World?
A: No
Q: What about Kenny Rogers?
A: Yes. Kenny gets in. He also gets a plus one. And he can talk if he wants to. Just kidding. Shhhh.
Q: You’re really mean.
A: That’s not a question.
Q: You are really really mean.
A: I’m sorry, we’re out of time. I’ll print the A at the bottom of this page.*

Q: If I get in to the Bluebird, can I video you?
A: No
Q: Can I record you? Audio, I mean….
A: No
Q: Can I text, or look up something on my phone?
A: No. Well, yes, if you leave the room.
Q: You are really really really mean.
A: No, I’m not. I’m looking out for the other people in the room.
Smartphones are great, but there’s a time and place to be in the moment.
And they can be very distracting, not only to me while on stage, but to everyone who is sitting around you.
But…after the show, we’ll take all the selfies you want. Or “ussies”. You’ll have all the proof you need.
And you can buy a cd or 3, or a great Hatch Show Print, and I’ll be very happy to sign and smile.
Q: So you’re not really so mean?
A: Again, you’ll have to wait until the bottom of the page.